Bill talks MS
Me: Hi Bill
Bill: Hi
Me: Can I have Microsoft?
Bill: No
Me: Please?
Bill: No
It would be nice though .... to have billions of dollars. At what point though is too much not enough?
What can you possibly do with all that money?
You can get good publicity by giving millions to charity .... of course a drop in the ocean for him ... I don't seem to get much publicity for donating $5 which would be a similar percentage of my earnings.
Me: Hi Bill
Bill: No
One day ...... :)
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Make your Blog popular
What do I need to do?
Pick a good topic
Get lots of readers
Pretend to know what you are on about :)
The real trick is getting readers, how do you get people to your site? Unfortunatley there is on quick way to do this, you need t work at it. Go to other blogs, write comments, write something interesting. Get on FaceBook and put links on there ..... easy!
Or you can sit and hope, write nonsense and have fun just typing. It wont be popular, but it gets you off the streets.
If you want readers you need to find them. Go to places they go to, write comments they will want to respond to, write something they will want to read.
Do a Google (or Yahoo or whatever search engine you like to use) and see what others have done. See what others are writing about ..... or what they are NOT writing about.
When you read a Blog, write a comment, people may want to know more about you.
Pick a good topic
Get lots of readers
Pretend to know what you are on about :)
The real trick is getting readers, how do you get people to your site? Unfortunatley there is on quick way to do this, you need t work at it. Go to other blogs, write comments, write something interesting. Get on FaceBook and put links on there ..... easy!
Or you can sit and hope, write nonsense and have fun just typing. It wont be popular, but it gets you off the streets.
If you want readers you need to find them. Go to places they go to, write comments they will want to respond to, write something they will want to read.
Do a Google (or Yahoo or whatever search engine you like to use) and see what others have done. See what others are writing about ..... or what they are NOT writing about.
When you read a Blog, write a comment, people may want to know more about you.
Get rich quick
Why should I work for a living? Surely it's my right to have money?
I have found a way to do it. All you need to do is send me $1AU and I will send you my 'Make Money the Easy Way' booklet. Here is a list of happy 'customers'.
John Doodle "WOW!! I was poor but now I am rich! Thanks Money Man!!"
Hubert Quagmire "Who knew it would be so easy? I will never be poor again!"
Janice Poobody "I was surprised at how quickly I was a millionaire!"
Apart from the fact that none of the people are real .... and that I have no booklet .... and that it is probably illegal ... this is fool proof.
All I need is a few million gullible people and I am rich, so come on down and see how rich you can make me!
I have found a way to do it. All you need to do is send me $1AU and I will send you my 'Make Money the Easy Way' booklet. Here is a list of happy 'customers'.
John Doodle "WOW!! I was poor but now I am rich! Thanks Money Man!!"
Hubert Quagmire "Who knew it would be so easy? I will never be poor again!"
Janice Poobody "I was surprised at how quickly I was a millionaire!"
Apart from the fact that none of the people are real .... and that I have no booklet .... and that it is probably illegal ... this is fool proof.
All I need is a few million gullible people and I am rich, so come on down and see how rich you can make me!
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